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PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:52 am    Post subject: Kids say the darndest things... Reply with quote Scroll Down to Next postGo to last Post of Page

I overheard my 7 year old daughter talking to the neighbor girl. The neighbor girl was telling my daughter that she didn't have to go to school that day because of parent-teacher conferences. My daughter asked her what that meant and the neighbor girl explained it was when her Mom talked to her teacher. "Oh, we have that in home schooling too," replied my daughter. I was a bit puzzled until my daughter added, "My Mom talks to herself all the time."
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My teacher says our schoolbooks are a magic carpet that will take us all over the world.
I took mine to the garage and had them fitted with seat belts.

All of my schoolbooks have pictures in them,
even if I have to draw them myself.

My teacher caught me drawing in my American Revolution textbook.
She said, "What do you think you're doing?"
I said, "Making my mark in history."

One of my teachers said that I should hand in my books at the end of the year better than when I got them.
What does he want me to do, add pages?

My teacher told us that books are man's best friend,
so my dog bit him.

My teacher says we should treat our schoolbooks just like we treat one another.
So after school, I picked a fight with my History book.

MOTHER: How come you never bring any books home?
SON: Mom, they're schoolbooks, not home books.

The only thing I hate worse than carrying a lot of schoolbooks home
is having to open them once I get there.

If the Good Lord wanted us to bring schoolbooks home from school,
He would have put wheels on them.

Any book with George Washington's writing in it is worth thousands of dollars.
Any book with my writing in it is worth two weeks of detention.

My lunch leaked all over my schoolbooks.
I now have the only geography book where the map of Turkey is covered with gravy.

We have to carry heavy books home, then we have to carry heavy books back to school in the morning.
If the authorities knew this was going to happen, why didn't they build the school closer to us?

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