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Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!
Why was the head teacher worried?
Because there were so many rulers in the school!
Why was the math book unhappy?
It had too many ...Art Class
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Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings.
One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it.
The next painting is a ...Kids say the darndest things...
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My teacher says our schoolbooks are a magic carpet that will take us all over the world.
I took mine to the garage and had them fitted with seat belts.
All of my schoolbooks have pictures in ...Find out your Age by Eating Out
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This is some math humor for you homeschoolers out there, give it a try and see if anyone can explain it.
Here goes:
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but you ...Q: How does a homeschooler change a light bulb?
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Q: How does a homeschooler change a light bulb?
A: First, mom checks three books on electricity out of the library, then the kids make models of light bulbs, read a biography of Thomas Edison ...Top 10 Things NOT to say when asked "What? No school to
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Top 10 Things NOT to say when asked "What?! No school today?"
10. Well normally yes, but this time of year I need help with the planting and plowing.
9. Goodness, no!!! I graduated 18 year ...You might be a homeschooler if...
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Got this in my email, and found it funny\relevant...
You might be a Homeschooler If...
Someone asks what grade you're in and you're not sure.
You sometimes go to school in your pajamas.
You sl ...