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PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:00 am    Post subject: Art Class Reply with quote Scroll Down to Next postGo to last Post of Page

What do you call an American drawing?

A Yankee Doodle.



Fred imagined himself a brilliant artist. But his teacher said he was so bad it was a wonder he could draw breath.




Did you hear about the two little boys who found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake?

"Quick," said one, "Run ! Before they say we did it !"

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Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings.

One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it.

The next painting is a murky gray color that has drips of purple paint streaked across it.

Liz walks over to the artist and says, "I don't understand your paintings."

"I paint what I feel inside me," explains the artist.

"Have you ever tried Alka-Seltzer?" she asked!

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