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Guardian Angel Store: Forums  Forum FAQ   Search   Usergroups   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  Squirrels in the Church          The Guardian Angel Store Forums Forum Index -> Religious Humor Printable Version View previous topic :: View next topic   Author Message KatetheGreat Newbie Joined: Oct 27, 2006 Posts: 1 Status: Offline Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:29 pm    Post subject: Squirrels in the Church This one's an oldie, but a goodie. Three churches in a small town all had a problem with squirrels in their attics. It became very distracting to hear their claws scratching around in the ceiling. The churches all tried different things. The first church tried traps, but the squirrels evaded them. The second tried repellents, but the squirrels ignored them. The third found the solution. The third church had all its squirrels baptized and confirmed and now the squirrels only show up on Christmas and Easter. Back to top Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First         The Guardian Angel Store Forums Forum Index -> Religious Humor Printable Version All times are GMT - 6 Hours Page 1 of 1   Jump to: Select a forum General Discussion----------------ThoughtsReflectionsFamily TraditionsChristian Q & A Prayers----------------Prayers - MiscPrayer RequestsPrayers - WrittenPrayers - AnsweredPrayers - How To Homeschooling----------------Activities - LocalActivities - Interstate or InternationalHomeschooling - GeneralHomeschooling - Support Religious Education----------------Bible Study - Local GroupsBible Study - OnlineReligious Education \ Sunday SchoolReligious Education - General Humor----------------Religious HumorEducational HumorComputer Humor Cookbook----------------Lenten CookingCooking in General  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum You cannot attach files in this forum You can download files in this forum Related topics  Topics   Replies   Author   Views   Last Post  Losing Faith in a Liberal Church 1 my3angels 12360 Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:00 pm nam-eno Clergy Jokes 13 Joker 51893 Thu Jan 04, 2007 9:06 am PrayerGuy In church 5 Joker 15553 Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:52 am PrayerGuy Going to Church more often? 0 Joker 8634 Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:45 am Joker Satan Visits the Church 0 Joker 9021 Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:43 am Joker   7.5 Inch Mom Story Bracelet Sips of Serenity "Pray" Mug The Way of Divine Love Joy - CD the Daughters of St. Paul Love Never Fails Toe Rings Powered by phpBB 2.0.11 © 2001 phpBB Group phpBB port v2.1 based on Tom Nitzschner's phpbb2.0.6 upgraded to phpBB 2.0.4 standalone was developed and tested by: ArtificialIntel, ChatServ, mikem, sixonetonoffun and Paul Laudanski (aka Zhen-Xjell). Version 2.1 by Nuke Cops © 2003 http://www.nukecops.com Forums ©

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