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PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:29 pm    Post subject: Squirrels in the Church Reply with quote

This one's an oldie, but a goodie.

Three churches in a small town all had a problem with squirrels in their attics. It became very distracting to hear their claws scratching around in the ceiling. The churches all tried different things. The first church tried traps, but the squirrels evaded them. The second tried repellents, but the squirrels ignored them. The third found the solution. The third church had all its squirrels baptized and confirmed and now the squirrels only show up on Christmas and Easter.

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