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Guardian Angel Store: Forums  Forum FAQ   Search   Usergroups   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  Going to Church more often?          The Guardian Angel Store Forums Forum Index -> Religious Humor Printable Version View previous topic :: View next topic   Author Message Joker Newbie Joined: Nov 09, 2006 Posts: 33 Status: Offline Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:45 am    Post subject: Going to Church more often? A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service." Back to top Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First         The Guardian Angel Store Forums Forum Index -> Religious Humor Printable Version All times are GMT - 6 Hours Page 1 of 1   Jump to: Select a forum General Discussion----------------ThoughtsReflectionsFamily TraditionsChristian Q & A Prayers----------------Prayers - MiscPrayer RequestsPrayers - WrittenPrayers - AnsweredPrayers - How To Homeschooling----------------Activities - LocalActivities - Interstate or InternationalHomeschooling - GeneralHomeschooling - Support Religious Education----------------Bible Study - Local GroupsBible Study - OnlineReligious Education \ Sunday SchoolReligious Education - General Humor----------------Religious HumorEducational HumorComputer Humor Cookbook----------------Lenten CookingCooking in General  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum You cannot attach files in this forum You can download files in this forum Related topics  Topics   Replies   Author   Views   Last Post  What Do We Seek in the Lord? 0 nam-eno 606 Sat Feb 02, 2008 5:08 pm nam-eno Our Relationship with the Lord 0 nam-eno 614 Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:42 pm nam-eno In church 5 Joker 1432 Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:52 am PrayerGuy Satan Visits the Church 0 Joker 872 Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:43 am Joker Squirrels in the Church 0 KatetheGreat 813 Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:29 pm KatetheGreat   St. Joseph New American Bible Brown Bliss Gold Filled St. Francis Medal Friar Folk™ "Hands to Work, Heart to God" Figurine Expressions Faith Earrings Fear Not S/S Ring size 9 Powered by phpBB 2.0.11 © 2001 phpBB Group phpBB port v2.1 based on Tom Nitzschner's phpbb2.0.6 upgraded to phpBB 2.0.4 standalone was developed and tested by: ArtificialIntel, ChatServ, mikem, sixonetonoffun and Paul Laudanski (aka Zhen-Xjell). Version 2.1 by Nuke Cops © 2003 http://www.nukecops.com Forums ©

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