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Guardian Angel Store: Forums  Forum FAQ   Search   Usergroups   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  Murphey's Law of Computers          The Guardian Angel Store Forums Forum Index -> Computer Humor Printable Version View previous topic :: View next topic   Author Message ComputerGuy Newbie Joined: Nov 30, 2006 Posts: 15 Status: Offline Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:11 am    Post subject: Murphey's Law of Computers Murphey's Laws Of Computing 1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. 2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete. 3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it. 4. When the going gets tough, upgrade. 5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction. 6. To err is human . . . to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, it is downright natural. 7. He who laughs last probably made a back-up. 8. If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer. 9. A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked perfectly. 10. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions. Back to top Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First         The Guardian Angel Store Forums Forum Index -> Computer Humor Printable Version All times are GMT - 6 Hours Page 1 of 1   Jump to: Select a forum General Discussion----------------ThoughtsReflectionsFamily TraditionsChristian Q & A Prayers----------------Prayers - MiscPrayer RequestsPrayers - WrittenPrayers - AnsweredPrayers - How To Homeschooling----------------Activities - LocalActivities - Interstate or InternationalHomeschooling - GeneralHomeschooling - Support Religious Education----------------Bible Study - Local GroupsBible Study - OnlineReligious Education \ Sunday SchoolReligious Education - General Humor----------------Religious HumorEducational HumorComputer Humor Cookbook----------------Lenten CookingCooking in General  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum You cannot attach files in this forum You can download files in this forum Related topics  Topics   Replies   Author   Views   Last Post  Prayers In Thanks for the Law Which Guides Us to Love 0 Prayer-Soldier 3052 Sun Jan 27, 2019 5:59 pm Prayer-Soldier The Law of Ultimate Love 0 Prayer-Soldier 2601 Sun Jan 27, 2019 5:54 pm Prayer-Soldier In What Do We Place Our Faith? 0 Prayer-Soldier 7996 Sun Aug 11, 2013 7:12 am Prayer-Soldier The Laws of Man and the Laws of God 0 Prayer-Soldier 6473 Sun Mar 11, 2012 8:19 am Prayer-Soldier The Law of Love 0 Prayer-Soldier 7562 Sun Feb 13, 2011 8:50 pm Prayer-Soldier   Angels in Sadr City Whose Side T-Shirt Navy XL Worship Without Words St. Christopher Sterling Silver Medal with Chain Second Chances Lessons from Jonah DVD Powered by phpBB 2.0.11 © 2001 phpBB Group phpBB port v2.1 based on Tom Nitzschner's phpbb2.0.6 upgraded to phpBB 2.0.4 standalone was developed and tested by: ArtificialIntel, ChatServ, mikem, sixonetonoffun and Paul Laudanski (aka Zhen-Xjell). Version 2.1 by Nuke Cops © 2003 http://www.nukecops.com Forums ©

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