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Guardian Angel Store: Forums  Forum FAQ   Search   Usergroups   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  Top 10 Things NOT to say when asked "What? No school to          The Guardian Angel Store Forums Forum Index -> Educational Humor Printable Version View previous topic :: View next topic   Author Message HomeScoolin Newbie Joined: Oct 11, 2006 Posts: 4 Status: Offline Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:57 pm    Post subject: Top 10 Things NOT to say when asked "What? No school to Top 10 Things NOT to say when asked "What?! No school today?" 10. Well normally yes, but this time of year I need help with the planting and plowing. 9. Goodness, no!!! I graduated 18 years ago, but thanks for the compliment! 8. No, we homeschool. We're just out to pick up a bag of pork rinds and some Mountain Dew, then we gotta hurry home to catch our soaps. 7. What?! Where did you guys come from?! Oh my gosh! I thought I told you kids to stay at school! I'm sorry. This happens all the time. (sigh) 6. There isn't? Why, you'd think we would have seen more kids out then, don't you? 5. We're on a field trip studying human nature's intrusive and assumptive tactics of displaying ignorance and implied superiority. Thanks for the peek! 4. On our planet we have different methods of education. (Shhh! No, I didn't give it away... keep your antennae down!) 3. Oh my goodness! I thought that today was Saturday...come on kids, hurry! 2. Noooooope.Me 'n Bubba jes' learns 'em at home. Werks reel good! And the number one answer we should NEVER give to the question: "What? No school today?" 1. "What? No Bingo today?" Back to top Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First         The Guardian Angel Store Forums Forum Index -> Educational Humor Printable Version All times are GMT - 6 Hours Page 1 of 1   Jump to: Select a forum General Discussion----------------ThoughtsReflectionsFamily TraditionsChristian Q & A Prayers----------------Prayers - MiscPrayer RequestsPrayers - WrittenPrayers - AnsweredPrayers - How To Homeschooling----------------Activities - LocalActivities - Interstate or InternationalHomeschooling - GeneralHomeschooling - Support Religious Education----------------Bible Study - Local GroupsBible Study - OnlineReligious Education \ Sunday SchoolReligious Education - General Humor----------------Religious HumorEducational HumorComputer Humor Cookbook----------------Lenten CookingCooking in General  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum You cannot attach files in this forum You can download files in this forum Related topics  Topics   Replies   Author   Views   Last Post  Prayers for the Strength to Give and Receive Mercy 0 Prayer-Soldier 2456 Sun Feb 24, 2019 5:45 pm Prayer-Soldier Prayers We May Give What Yields Eternal Dividends 0 Prayer-Soldier 4142 Fri Oct 27, 2017 12:04 pm Prayer-Soldier The Love We Give 0 Prayer-Soldier 3118 Mon Jul 03, 2017 11:44 am Prayer-Soldier What May We Give to the One Who Created Everything? 0 Prayer-Soldier 4184 Sun Nov 08, 2015 12:19 am Prayer-Soldier Give Praise for the One Heralded to Come 0 Prayer-Soldier 6218 Sun Dec 16, 2012 9:58 am Prayer-Soldier   The Foundations of Religious Life Living the Good Life Precious Moments: Love Bell Gold Leaf approx 4 x 6 inch Florentine Wall Plaque with Pope Joh Our Lady of Guadaloupe Medal Necklace Powered by phpBB 2.0.11 © 2001 phpBB Group phpBB port v2.1 based on Tom Nitzschner's phpbb2.0.6 upgraded to phpBB 2.0.4 standalone was developed and tested by: ArtificialIntel, ChatServ, mikem, sixonetonoffun and Paul Laudanski (aka Zhen-Xjell). Version 2.1 by Nuke Cops © 2003 http://www.nukecops.com Forums ©

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