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Guardian Angel Store: Forums  Forum FAQ   Search   Usergroups   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  Funerals          The Guardian Angel Store Forums Forum Index -> Religious Humor Printable Version View previous topic :: View next topic   Author Message churchdude Newbie Joined: Nov 17, 2006 Posts: 22 Status: Offline Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:04 am    Post subject: Funerals A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who had just passed away. At the end of the Service, the pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually still alive. She lives for ten more years and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same church and at the end of the ceremony, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "AND WATCH OUT FOR THAT WALL!" Back to top Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First         The Guardian Angel Store Forums Forum Index -> Religious Humor Printable Version All times are GMT - 6 Hours Page 1 of 1   Jump to: Select a forum General Discussion----------------ThoughtsReflectionsFamily TraditionsChristian Q & A Prayers----------------Prayers - MiscPrayer RequestsPrayers - WrittenPrayers - AnsweredPrayers - How To Homeschooling----------------Activities - LocalActivities - Interstate or InternationalHomeschooling - GeneralHomeschooling - Support Religious Education----------------Bible Study - Local GroupsBible Study - OnlineReligious Education \ Sunday SchoolReligious Education - General Humor----------------Religious HumorEducational HumorComputer Humor Cookbook----------------Lenten CookingCooking in General  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum You cannot attach files in this forum You can download files in this forum Related topics  Topics   Replies   Author   Views   Last Post  Clergy Jokes 13 Joker 51505 Thu Jan 04, 2007 9:06 am PrayerGuy In church 5 Joker 15322 Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:52 am PrayerGuy Going to Church more often? 0 Joker 8480 Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:45 am Joker Satan Visits the Church 0 Joker 8870 Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:43 am Joker Squirrels in the Church 0 KatetheGreat 46856 Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:29 pm KatetheGreat   Expressions Friendship Necklace Super Saints Trilogy Book II Holy Innocence The Secret Things of God Unlocking the Treasures Reserved for Y Celebrating 10 Years Best Loved Songs - Cassette by Daughters of Confirmation Wall Cross Powered by phpBB 2.0.11 © 2001 phpBB Group phpBB port v2.1 based on Tom Nitzschner's phpbb2.0.6 upgraded to phpBB 2.0.4 standalone was developed and tested by: ArtificialIntel, ChatServ, mikem, sixonetonoffun and Paul Laudanski (aka Zhen-Xjell). Version 2.1 by Nuke Cops © 2003 http://www.nukecops.com Forums ©

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