Art Class

Joker · Newbie Joined: Nov 09, 2006 Posts: 33 Status: **Offline**

What do you call an American drawing?

A Yankee Doodle.

Fred imagined himself a brilliant artist. But his teacher said he was so bad it was a wonder he could draw breath.

Did you hear about the two little boys who found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake?

"Quick," said one, "Run ! Before they say we did it !"

Joker · Newbie Joined: Nov 09, 2006 Posts: 33 Status: **Offline**

Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings.

One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it.

The next painting is a murky gray color that has drips of purple paint streaked across it.

Liz walks over to the artist and says, "I don't understand your paintings."

"I paint what I feel inside me," explains the artist.

"Have you ever tried Alka-Seltzer?" she asked!