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PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:11 am    Post subject: Communication with God Reply with quote

What is it like to you?

Mortal: What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second.

Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you?

God: Like one penny.

Mortal: Can I have a penny?

God: Just a second.

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