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PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:02 am    Post subject: Math Class Reply with quote Scroll Down to Next postGo to last Post of Page

Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?

Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!





If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?

One dollar.

You don't know your arithmetic.

You don't know my father!

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:03 am    Post subject: Division Reply with quote Go to Top of PageScroll Up to Previous postScroll Down to Next postGo to last Post of Page

Teacher: How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean?

Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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I failed every subject except for algebra.

How did you keep from failing that?

I didn't take algebra!




If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left?

I don't know.

Why not?

In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges.



If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?

None, they were all copycats!


If you got $10 from 10 people, what would you have?

A new bike!





Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card."What is this 45 in math?" asked her father.

"I think that's the size of the class," she said quickly!



If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

Big hands!



Teacher, I can't solve this problem.

Any five year old should be able to solve this one.

No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten!



What do you have to know to get top grades in geometry?

All the angles!


What is a forum?

Two-um plus two-um!


What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?

Geometry!

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Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?

Class: At once!



Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?

Student: That's not fair you answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!



Teacher: I told you to write this poem out 10 times to improve your handwriting and you've only done it 7 times?

Student: Looks like my counting isn't too good either!



Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days?

Student: All of them!

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Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8th!



Why was the head teacher worried?

Because there were so many rulers in the school!



Why was the math book unhappy?

It had too many problems!

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